tightvaginas:

the only time i run is when i have to save my laptop from dying 

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zaynrand:

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IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

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booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(Source: bepeu, via idjitg)

awesomephilia:

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

(Source: dutchster, via pizza)