How my emotions work
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
did you take the pajamas
And finally someone said it
nobody’s fucking stopping you from putting on some foundation dude you can put it on and it’s discrete and other straight guys won’t be able to tell and it does wonders. nobody’s stopping you from moisturizing or even putting on the lightest bits of concealer. don’t worry, other straight men can’t tell
Also there’s less pressure for men to be attractive and more pressure on women to see past men’s looks for their personalities, like look how many movies star average/ugly dudes who still score modelesque girls.
step 1: create unrealistic, unattainable standards of beauty for women
step 2: build a multi-billion dollar beauty industry to sell women makeup, tell them they are worthless without it
step 3: mock and vilify women who wear makeup as vain and fake, mock and vilify women who don’t wear makeup as ugly
step 4: code makeup as exclusively feminine, make the feminine shameful, shame any and all men perceived as feminine
step 5: complain that you can’t wear makeup
all that commentary
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes
the url makes this even better
first my mother isnt home on my birthday so i cant really do anything big
sceondly if i were to do something on friday half my friends wouldnt be there and neither would jase because of asb
thirdly jasons dad took his ipad away so we cant facetime but i dont even see him on a daily basis and it wasnt supposed to be this hard to see him until after i leave and i definitely wasnt ready for this
not only that but while on the phone with him i tried very hard not to do that thing with the voice where you can tell the person is crying because i was definitely crying and then his dad walked in and said are you on the phone and at that point i felt like such a distraction in his life and i dont want every single piece of communication to be taken away from him because then im literally gonna have no way to talk to him and thats something that i cant really handle
i dont know what to do and im not okay
I KEEP GETTING BAD NEWS TODAY WOW WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS IM TOTALLY HANDLING THIS WELL YEAH DONT LOOK AT ME
For those of you who haven’t been able to download a recording that didn’t have talking in it
3 cyborg dogs investigate a strange ocean dog
River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan
omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha
This is what heaven looks like…
Guys like Trayvon Martin and Mike Brown smoke pot, drink and listen to rap music: In death, they’re condemned as a vicious thugs who had it coming.
Joan Rivers was caught on camera advocating genocide and cheering on the deaths of innocent kids: In death, is called a feminist icon with a heart of gold and her vile remarks are completely swept under the rug.
OK. That’s fair.